America is the only place in the world where you will see a band of obese squirrels whom you mistake for gophers as you are driving down the road.
And they waddle as they attempt to run on their short legs. Like ducks. And their fluffy tails do not look very fluffy. And they're so goddamn chubby it's just omg.
C'mon, all you lovely Americans.
Say it with me.
Loud and proud, now...'MURICA.btw this is a true story it happened today I am so damn proud of my countryI found the squirrel king.
I love you, Markiplier.