It'd go like this:
"Hello, Trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now back to me, now back at your Pokemon, now back to me. Sadly, it isn't liberated, but if you stopped using it in a battle that could kill it and set it free for the sake of Pokemon kind, it could love me instead. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the Team Plasma hideout with the man that apparently is my father. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's the Light Stone that Reshiram is sleeping in. Look again, I just stole it. Anything is possible when your Pokemon is free and not in those demon Pokeballs. I'm on the Reshiram now."
This has been brought to you by my stupidity and lack of sleep and trying to write but being a complete idiot instead.
dammit this is funnier than it should be to me whyyyyyy