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Oh bra, dear bra,
such close friends we are.
Never straying by my side,
never going far.

But bra, dear bra,
I must confess it this day:
At times you can be painful,
and my skin tends to flay.

Oh bra, dear bra,
why must you be so conflicting?
Meant to hold up females modestly,
yet force us into awkward itching.

So bra, dear bra,
I am afraid I must ask:
For being such a wondrous garment,
why must you be such an ass?

Oh bra, dear bra,
so tenacious around our chests.
Would it kill your rigid fabric
to alleviate our suffering breasts?

Yes bra, dear bra,
I mean my words today.
Kindly stop your aches and pains
or a dirty game I'll be forced to play.

Oh bra, dear bra,
I wish it this truth to not be so.
If only you were reasonable
and rid us of our feminine woe.
Be honest, ladies.

You've felt the same as I have.

Dear boobs,

You suck.

this was more fun than it should have been I have no life
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:iconcheesecakekat72:
CheesecakeKat72 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This speaks to me.
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RunningBear5858 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Haaaaaa oh yes. :XD:
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ArrogantReality Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Professional Writer
This is awesome. :D
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LilyHellsing Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014
XD
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mystifytheworld Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Student Writer
hahahahahahahahah......
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livefree33 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My reaction to wearing bras: :iconlivefree33:
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:iconlivefree33:
livefree33 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
GEEEEEENNNNIUS!
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krisy12 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013
genius
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chancerox Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wait is this real life 

this is fabulous so much my boobs are like glaring at me angrily right now 
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Lilithmae1231 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, gods; this is just hilarious! :rofl:
I really hate having to constantly wear a bra, but I don't have much of a choice, my boobs are too damn big to go braless without murdering my spine. :crying:
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