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Oh bra, dear bra,
such close friends we are.
Never straying by my side,
never going far.

But bra, dear bra,
I must confess it this day:
At times you can be painful,
and my skin tends to flay.

Oh bra, dear bra,
why must you be so conflicting?
Meant to hold up females modestly,
yet force us into awkward itching.

So bra, dear bra,
I am afraid I must ask:
For being such a wondrous garment,
why must you be such an ass?

Oh bra, dear bra,
so tenacious around our chests.
Would it kill your rigid fabric
to alleviate our suffering breasts?

Yes bra, dear bra,
I mean my words today.
Kindly stop your aches and pains
or a dirty game I'll be forced to play.

Oh bra, dear bra,
I wish it this truth to not be so.
If only you were reasonable
and rid us of our feminine woe.
Be honest, ladies.

You've felt the same as I have.

Dear boobs,

You suck.

this was more fun than it should have been I have no life
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:iconashleyjasmine:
AshleyJasmine Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
There is nothing more true XD
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:iconcheesecakekat72:
CheesecakeKat72 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This speaks to me.
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RunningBear5858 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Haaaaaa oh yes. :XD:
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:iconthesekrimzonflames:
TheseKrimzonFlames Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
This is awesome. :D
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LilyHellsing Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014
XD
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:iconmystifytheworld:
mystifytheworld Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Student Writer
hahahahahahahahah......
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:iconlivefree33:
livefree33 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My reaction to wearing bras: :iconlivefree33:
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:iconlivefree33:
livefree33 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
GEEEEEENNNNIUS!
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:iconkrisy12:
krisy12 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013
genius
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chancerox Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wait is this real life 

this is fabulous so much my boobs are like glaring at me angrily right now 
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Lilithmae1231 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, gods; this is just hilarious! :rofl:
I really hate having to constantly wear a bra, but I don't have much of a choice, my boobs are too damn big to go braless without murdering my spine. :crying:
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inocentHorror Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
YESSSSSSS~~~!!
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minecraftbob Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
wow. lol.
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:iconghastly-cupcake:
Ghastly-Cupcake Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god this is funny!

Pretty much describes how I feel about bras.
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:iconhopedrop:
Hopedrop Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm sad to say that I was an early bloomer.
Boobs in 5th Grade. How sad is that
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:iconlivefree33:
livefree33 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Same....im 13 and my back is always sore
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Sniisawesome Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Same here... and yes indeed, it sucked.
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Dying! :XD:

I need new bras :/ I'm tired of lookin like a damn cow because they don't fit
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I know the feel, bro.
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:iconthegirlfromindonesia:
thegirlfromindonesia Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
LOL I'm just B but I still hate boobs XD
cool poem though XD
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Boobs just suck. :XD:
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:iconthegirlfromindonesia:
thegirlfromindonesia Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
I bet moobs suck as much as boobs do XD
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:iconpoisonpenpresents:
PoisonPenPresents Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think moobs would be worse. It'd be so awkward for a guy to walk into a shop and go looking for a bra XDD
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:iconthegirlfromindonesia:
:rofl:hahahah that would be so hilarious!!! XD
yeah, probably moobs would be worse because it's not natural xD
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Espada-Kitsuki Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
... Bras can be very nice.

But my extreme femininity is sometimes very awkward for me, because my friends/cousins cannot look at me without their eyes... going down. Can't lean forward on a table either, and when I walk really quickly and jump... ah, the woeful tales I have yet to tell :meow:

This made me laugh and headdesk at the same time.

And then I imagined it being sung to the tune of "Ode to Joy" and couldn't stop grinning like a moron
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PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
BOOBS SUCK

ESPECIALLY MINE
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Master-Of-Ninjas21 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Being a girl with bras that 40D, almost DD, I can say that BOOBS ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS. I can't wear shirts I like because my boobs are so pushed together I can't talk to a guy without them /noticably/ looking down. I can't find good bikini tops, or swimsuits in general, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, the girls around my area are fucking TINY. JEEZ. I can't sleep on my stomach. I can't lean forward on desks or whatever. AUGH. :icontableflipplz:

But anyways. This poem holds so much truth to it, oh my god. I love you for writing this. *touches face*
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PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I feel your pain (though I think I'm some kind of C) AND I WISH BOOBS DID NOT EXIST.

I accept the touching of my face.
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livefree33 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ermagerd! So lucky! Im a freeking DDD:
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worldpeaceismine Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My dear, you have forced me to laugh straight for 5 minutes. I was clapping my hands together like a retarded seal while I rolled on the floor laughing silently because I ran out of air. But I love it! Speaks from the heart :D

It's good that its happy!
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PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, thanks :) It cracked me up as I wrote it.
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LilRedBird101 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BWAHAHA!!! I bloody love you lol!
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I love you too. c:
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ktkeiper Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hahaha :) Boobs do suck :)
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
They do D':
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ChitoseNaya Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
X'DD I gosh... this is so true. I couldn't stop laughing after I read this..

'why must you be such an ass?'

Lost it.
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PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well, it's true. Bras are assholes. Ehe, glad you enjoyed!
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Riverclan23 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student
:iconclapplz: You win the internet. This is so freaking true, bras are a pain in the ass. Boobs can be just as bad though especially if they're size CC or above. :iconsulkplz:
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PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
FUCK BOOBS

;_;
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ponygurl433 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
This.... is.... so.... SO true.

Men should read this so they understand our pain.
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Apparently a couple of guys already have read it. XD
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Misery007 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Well, new favorite poem.
I'm going to print this out and frame it no joke.
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PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Omg

Yes please do.
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:iconmisery007:
Misery007 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh my gosh. Or I'll learn how to cross stitch, and do one of those "Home sweet home" things.
But with this poem.
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brokengod--veins Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you are a frickin genius, that's what you are! XD

Lol, this is one of the reasons why I hate being a girl (no offense, fellow ladies). XD
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PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks :3 it was fun to write.
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:iconbrokengod--veins:
brokengod--veins Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
'twas fun to read, too! :giggle:
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:iconmauvaiseloup:
Mauvaiseloup Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Student General Artist
I just-

I-

WHAT?

You're a genius. Pure and simple.
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PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Heh heh. Thanks. :3
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DenimPanda Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
This is the funniest thing I ever read in my whole life,and it's so freaking true! I mean,I don't have that much boobs ( a C cup or something) but it's so freaking annoying how the stupid bra dugs into your flesh! It's painful.
But,hey,think about that magic moment,when you come home from school,and you can pull off your bra (at leat,that's for me,usually when I get home the bra flies from my chest to the other end of the house)
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