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Cocoa: Canada x Reader
You knocked on the door of Canada's house, wanting to see your friend. You were a country, quite close to him in both friendship and border proximity. Since your name was kind of formal, he just called you _____. And you had gotten used to calling him Matthew or Mattie. He flung open the door, a hockey stick in hand.
Your (e/c) eyes widened in fear, "Mattie, it's just me!"
He breathed a sigh of relief, "Sorry, _____." You noticed his clothes were ruffled and creased as he rested the hockey stick against the wall beside him.
"I take it the meeting with the G8 didn't go too well?" you asked, stepping into his house while he shut the door beh
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~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~
~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~
WARNING
This is nothing but pure crack! Read at your own risk!
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"Hey," (Name) said to the ex-country, Prussia.
"Vat?" He asked.
Poker-faced, the girl replied, "Shut the fuck up."
"Vhy should I?"
"Cause you're a bitch."
"Like hell I am!"
Prussia stood up and walked away with a "Humph!".
"What a pussy," (Name) muttered under her breath. She skipped merrily out of the German's house and suddenly ran across the street yelling, "We're all going to be abducted by aliens!!!"
She closed her eyes and let nature guide her way. Of course, she ended up running into a tree and falling flat on her back.
Italy just so ha
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Turkey x Reader
You walked down the street with your good friend Greece. Earlier you found him sleeping with a bunch of cats, he then woke up and decided to take a walk with you. This day was just perfect, as long ad Turkey didn't come. Why? Because he and Greece would fight. Turkey was your friend too, but he did fight with Greece a lot, they were almost like brothers.
"Do you like my sexy cat ears (Name)?" Greece asked quietly, looking to you. You gave out a small giggle, "Yes I like your ears." You said with a smile. Greece never did show any emotion, but he was still a cool guy. "Hey whaddup (Name)?" You heard a familiar voice call, you turn around a
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I WROTE THIS ON MY IPOD AT TWO IN THE MORNING IN HONOR OF SURVIVING THE APOCALYPSE
I REGRET NOTHING
And not a single fuck was given in this story.
Who knew marshmallows could be such cockblocks?
Fuck yeah Canada.
Don't worry, not going to put this in any groups. I'm not that desperate. I just thought it'd be funny to share this with you all. PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
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