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Sizzling, salty, yet sublime,
yours is a flavor most divine.

A royal treat of humble reign,
enjoyed by all who ache with pain.

Fatty grease licked off of fingers,
has a taste so exquisite it surely lingers.

With a crunch, a moan, and lastly a swallow,
bacon is still delectable without a trace of marrow.
Did I really just make a poem about bacon?

Yes. Yes I did.

I'm surprised it took me this long.

I regret nothing.

I just woke up dammit leave me alone I want bacon.

APPARENTLY AT ONE POINT THIS MADE THE FRONT PAGE. WHAT THE HELL. WHY? IT'S A POEM. ABOUT BACON. STAHP.
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:iconsilverwolf51:
Silverwolf51 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hail to the king of meat!
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Bacon-Queen Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student General Artist
its so beautifulHappy Tears 
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UltimateShadzFangirl Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
ADDIN THIS TO MAH FAVES!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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UltimateShadzFangirl Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
BACON!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IM SOO HUNGRY NOW
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:iconapocoly:
apocoly Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BACON!!!!!
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:iconlupiniunstar:
LupiniunStar Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
....*sobs grossly* BACOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN.
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:iconangelfariy10:
Angelfariy10 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awesomest. poem. EVER. :heart:
crap, now i'm hungry. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR/MA'AM! :XD:
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:iconphantomshoujo:
phantomshoujo Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS XD
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:iconhermafrodite:
hermafrodite Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I WANT BAcON to
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:iconnordictwin:
NordicTwin Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You know, I think Harley from Epic Meal Time would love this poem :D
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:iconspookbaby:
spookbaby Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is too much win xDD
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:iconparrisa:
Parrisa Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I love bacon poems, I have several myself. XD
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Really? Awesome!
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:iconparrisa:
Parrisa Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Bacon is a wonderful thing.
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:iconnekothebro:
Nekothebro Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
baconnn
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yuuuuuus.
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:iconinsanitysending:
InsanitysEnding Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's beautiful.

:iconbaconplz:
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:hungry:
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:iconinvader-zim42:
invader-zim42 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Exactly. It's a poem about bacon. It's made of win. :)
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Aha, thank you. :)
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:iconthe-panda-bread:
The-Panda-Bread Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you wrote a POEM. about BACON.
just shut up and take my money.
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
H'okay.

Gimme the money.
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:iconthe-panda-bread:
The-Panda-Bread Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:buymyprints: take it XD
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summerday27 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Only a true poet could make a poem about bacon and make it to the front page. :clap:
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING IT MADE THE FRONT PAGE I NEVER SAW IT.

But thanks~
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:iconsummerday27:
summerday27 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome :)
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:iconriverclan23:
Riverclan23 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student
I love this :love: and now I want bacon *goes to raid fridge*
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:la:
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:iconroyaleposident:
RoyalePosident Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student General Artist
AMEN!!!!!
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:meow:
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:iconyokuhumaru:
YokuHumaru Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm a vegetarian.
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
SHUN THE NONBELIEVER

Nah, it's fine, enjoy your greens. :D
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:iconlunedenoir:
LuneDeNoir Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
So am I, but this is still genius.
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:iconjolkona123:
Jolkona123 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
bacon is a gift to humanity from the gods, but especially CANADIAN bacon
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Canadian bacon is delicious.
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:iconjolkona123:
Jolkona123 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
'tis the best bacon!
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:iconunusedemotion:
unusedEmotion Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Writer
What's really terrible is that now my stepfather is actually making bacon, but I'm not allowed to have any.
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
...THAT IS A TRAVESTY.
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:iconunusedemotion:
unusedEmotion Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Writer
YES. I MUST AGREE.
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Slipmaskin Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If something, it's only pretty much amazing to see how many people that support mistreatment amd torture of animals and appearantly enjoy doing so as well o.0
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
...all righty then.
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CrazyCharlette1415 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YOU.
COME HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU FOR THE GOD-BLESSED MASTERPIECE THAT YOU HAVE MADE.
GERMANBACONSPARKLEPARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! :la:
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My arms are open for loving.
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:iconcrazycharlette1415:
CrazyCharlette1415 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:icondragonglomp:
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Mayarashi Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
OH OH OH I KNEW YOU'D DO IT ONE DAY

I KNEW.

EVER SINCE I MENTIONED THE IDEA OF A BACON-THEMED PRUSSIA FANFICTION TO YOU I KNEW.

Why? Because bacon is an unstoppable force, that's why. xD
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PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
IT'S LIKE A TRAIN WRECK
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:iconmayarashi:
Mayarashi Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
DAMN RIGHT
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Kialania Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
num num...bacon...
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:iconprussianpersephone:
PrussianPersephone Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconhungryplz:
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Kialania Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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