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Sizzling, salty, yet sublime,
yours is a flavor most divine.

A royal treat of humble reign,
enjoyed by all who ache with pain.

Fatty grease licked off of fingers,
has a taste so exquisite it surely lingers.

With a crunch, a moan, and lastly a swallow,
bacon is still delectable without a trace of marrow.
Did I really just make a poem about bacon?

Yes. Yes I did.

I'm surprised it took me this long.

I regret nothing.

I just woke up dammit leave me alone I want bacon.

APPARENTLY AT ONE POINT THIS MADE THE FRONT PAGE. WHAT THE HELL. WHY? IT'S A POEM. ABOUT BACON. STAHP.
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Silverwolf51 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hail to the king of meat!
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Bacon-Queen Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student General Artist
its so beautifulHappy Tears 
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UltimateShadzFangirl Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
ADDIN THIS TO MAH FAVES!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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UltimateShadzFangirl Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
BACON!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IM SOO HUNGRY NOW
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apocoly Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BACON!!!!!
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LupiniunStar Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
....*sobs grossly* BACOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN.
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Angelfariy10 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awesomest. poem. EVER. :heart:
crap, now i'm hungry. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR/MA'AM! :XD:
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phantomshoujo Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS XD
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hermafrodite Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
I WANT BAcON to
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NordicTwin Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You know, I think Harley from Epic Meal Time would love this poem :D
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